Jokes and Flames Discuss I'm talking to you in the Party School forums; Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the ...

myitalian · #1 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 10:04 AM

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom’s the best lay in town!"

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, and the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was swe-e-et!"

Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk wanders off. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom even let me..."

Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad–you’re drunk!"

jessica · #2 (**permalink**) 11-28-2007, 11:49 AM

OMG.. Funny as anything! Thanks for sharing!

jazz2777 · #3 (**permalink**) 11-29-2007, 10:22 AM

everybody cant wait to watch a fight . . . what a bad habit so dont be so drunk ekekeke

Ziggy · #4 (**permalink**) 07-08-2008, 01:13 AM

this joke is too dumb to be real...if it was, people from the Crimson Tide sure would know.

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