[Ziggy]

Two guys were headed to Louisville and found themselves locked inside the backseat of a car after being out late drinking too much. One guy looked at the other and said, "Jack? Are you there?" And the other guy said, "Yeah, I'm right here, now before we get tired lets find the Jack". The other guy said, "But aren't you right there?"

Two minutes later someone jacked the car Jack was in while Jack was trying to find the jack for the tire while being tired. The gunman found them later at a rest stop in Pittsburgh and asked them, "Does it have to be this complicated with you? GET OUT! Oh, and can you help me? I think I sprung a leak in my tire"

Jack jacked the car up with the jack and put the tire on the tired oldsmobile. Jack was still tired.

All of a sudden, Jack says, "Where's my friend?"

and the carjacker said, "That guy is your friend? He stole your tickets and is in Louisville right now, at the football game"

Jack said, "Quick, put me back in the trunk"