Here at UA we have stretch of road down the street from the stadium called "The Strip". The strip is about 1/2 mile long and has 12 bars on it. In my Soph year I was walking down the strip with a nasty light in hand when I was cornered by one of Tuscallosa's finest and as he was asking for my license(I was underage) he saw his 17 year oldish daughter making out with a Fratter who looked about 23. The Cop handed me his flashlight and walked over to confront his daughter, one thing led to another and he and the guy were brawling and there I was holding his flashlight laughing my ass off because not only was it funny but I also squeaked out of a possible night in jail.
I still have that flashlight |