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Old 09-07-2006, 08:30 AM
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Hey All,

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.

He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
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Old 09-19-2006, 02:07 AM
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In that joke, I gives importance the virtue of Honesty. It's good to be true to yourself and to others. A hypocrite person never progress. No matter who you are and what we are, be honest. Honesty is the best policy.
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Old 09-29-2006, 02:37 PM
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Hey All,

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.

He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
Funny. :icon_rendeer: One of life's most embarrassing moments for sure, being caught in a lie when there's no way to get out of it.
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Old 01-08-2007, 02:58 AM
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Haha, really funny joke.
One I was pretending like talking in my phone to show my ex girlfriend that I am busy. At the same time my phone started to ring . I was more than this business man at that time.
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Old 02-01-2007, 01:11 PM
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That was a good one, It's not good to boast when your not sure who's infront of you
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Old 02-21-2007, 03:09 AM
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Then what did your gf do? If I am your gf I would probably upset and might end up a broke up. Why not just tell your gf the reality. I hate pretentions.
She was my ex actually.
I cant look at her face then haha. Just went out of there.
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Old 03-25-2007, 05:07 AM
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Thats hillourious , i mean i never heard something like this , grea -- keep them coming
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Old 11-27-2007, 01:02 PM
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Haha what a joke that is really embrassing I don't understand what are they writting?
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Old 11-28-2007, 08:40 AM
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LOL...nice one, the business man was in hell pickle, must be an odd embrassing situation
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Old 11-28-2007, 12:02 PM
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That's one of the funniest things I've heard today. Though I've only been up about 2 hours lol. What a way to get cought in a lie.. How funny!
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