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randommagnum (September 8, 2008 at 2:37 am)
Story time...
My old roommate brought home a homeless girl one time, bragging the next day about how he fucked her. I joked, "You get AIDS from that shit!"
He's all, "Shut up. Huh huh!"
I'm like, "No, I was just kidding. I mean, I'm sure you wore a jimmy... Right?"
With a grin, he's all, "Shut up! Huh huh!"
I'm all, "Fuckin' a! What was the plan???"
"The plan was not to have sex!"
"And when that plan failed? Why no condom?!"
"I didn't have them!"
"Why not?!"
"THEY WERE OUT IN THE CAR!"
slipandbleed (September 7, 2008 at 10:54 pm)
owch.. :(
LinkedQuinn (September 7, 2008 at 9:57 pm)
she can't have surgery because the red mark is to small to cut open.
slipandbleed (September 7, 2008 at 9:29 pm)
is she okay now?
rzasate (September 7, 2008 at 6:47 pm)
wow
Ragingkillerke (September 7, 2008 at 2:57 pm)
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
raggarkungen123 (September 7, 2008 at 11:49 am)
two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me
DELIJEcakiSEVER (September 7, 2008 at 9:01 am)
sdfafasfafs
Lexusis540 (September 7, 2008 at 4:00 am)
two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me
p0wntatoe (September 7, 2008 at 12:07 am)
omg haha |
