DemonDarke (September 8, 2008 at 3:56 am)

Id vote for the Demon of Madness. he sounds like my kind of Horrible Mutant monster! Or bush could run again, that would also fit the bill.

lgrf4evr (September 8, 2008 at 3:04 am)

damn, i thought dick cheney was running. what shall a no value voter like me do?

StyrofoamPants (September 4, 2008 at 11:21 pm)

This is probably the funniest Onion video on the net. Fucking hilarious!

JipJDB (September 4, 2008 at 7:56 pm)

Cthulu '08 Sorry, I could not resist

Mcheetah (September 4, 2008 at 7:24 pm)

The Onion should be a real cable channel. Or at least, a news series. I'd be addicted.

juniorxx2 (September 4, 2008 at 10:04 am)

We want the streets to run red with rivers of blood

cfishy5 (September 4, 2008 at 6:59 am)

I love The Onion.

AirandSun80 (September 4, 2008 at 2:55 am)

The most evil dude ain't running. The Dark Lord, Dick Cheyney is probably off hunting with a friend.

Griffrules22 (September 4, 2008 at 12:54 am)

Kamov23 if you were trying to be funny you fail epicly. i'll admit america has some bad stereotypes, but there are alot of smart people in america, alot of athletic people in america (i dont know about many other stereotypes). but really dude you actaully think this is serious in the slightest? its a joke and a dam good one too, when people think its real and dont insult its funny what you did was stupid and makes you look stupid

0smiley0 (September 3, 2008 at 1:13 am)

go back to mexico!!!!!!!!!!!!