Grand Dad's Advice

My multimedia art project for school. I spent a few hours in the school band room recording the music (copyright Ben Dorothy)and had my friend Tyler do the vocals (he is also the subject of most of the pictures. others include Emily, and a creepy doll) Wash your trousers. If it's green, don't eat it. Don't! Nine times ten is sixty...SIXTY! If you want a woman, take her..TAKE HER!! Don't wear hats that make ya look gay! (sometimes) Your pants are probably too tight! I hit my wife sometimes! Money is faster than air! Money is faster than air! Money is faster than air! Belts are the wisdom of your waist. You should punch children more often! I don't like parades, especially on men! Whats up with the price of towels these days? I don't like flashlights! Don't ever look a robot in the eye! Scissors cut your hands off if you run at your parents with them! Don't take love for granted. Kill them!! Kill them if they look at you funny! If someone looks at you funny kill them! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! ill! Kill! Kill Them!! Why are bags so hard to open?! Kill them! My 3rd child was an accident the 4th was on purpose! I hate my daughter! (shes o.k.) Why are my lights in my house so bright!? I can't turn them off! WHY?!?! Doctor's prescription's should come in the mail UNMARKED! My Neighbors know what i have. Laptops are too big. Coat racks are too small. And i can't wear my pants with three legs. Why did i buy them?! Button down shirts should fold on the left. Motor cycles should go up hill, NEVER DOWN! Oil paintings are too expensive! My wife is very good at sculpting.

Channel: Music
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: veven1290

Length: 04:04
Rating: 5.00
Views: 619

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