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Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"

Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy! OMG 10 MILLION VIEWS, THANK YOU ALL! Text: Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military... [it's not funny!] Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S. soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head. I used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off. My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I'll kill you... I KILL YOUOUOU! Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :) PLEASE SUPPORT JEFF DUNHAM BY BUYING HIS DVDS! Goto www.jeffdunham.com for more information! #12 - Most Discussed (All Time) #1 - Most Discussed (All Time) - Humor #5 - Most Viewed (All Time) #44 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd #2 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Humor #1 - Top Favorites (All Time) #18 - Top Favorites (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd #1 - Top Favorites (All Time) - Humor #3 - Top Rated (All Time) #36 - Top Rated (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd #1 - Top Rated (All Time) - Humor

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: Smakgakgak

Length: 04:53
Rating: 4.91
Views: 13390903

Tags: achmed bomb christmas dead dunham jeff jingle sing song terrorist the

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chrissssssss1 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

lol

girlyvonny12 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

lol i had to get my inhaler it is so funny

drreagoon (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I love achmed.....I love the part where it goes jingle bombs jingle bombs mine blew up you see, Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? lol

basketxcase666 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

lmfao. i culdn't breathe

sarralouise25 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

i love achemed the dead terrist i think he's so funny

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hiimnice10 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Nothing like Arab puppets making fun of Americas military.

CPAINEUSA (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

its just a standard arab style of music kinda like country ppl and fiddles and guitars hick stuff its not a specific song.

CPAINEUSA (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I hope their pissed! This is a good lesson for them! i'm a former solider going back in shortly hooah!

darkchild4907 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

then my fav. SILANCE!! night.

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